Tweet from Dec 24, 2019
Put beer in chocolate chip cookies?
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26,480 tweets from @freeformz (2007–2022) · Page 199 of 530
Tweet from Dec 23, 2019
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RT @celestialboon: 100.
A universe sits within you.
Start accepting that, and truly acting from this knowledge.
Tweet from Dec 23, 2019
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RT @QiaochuYuan: buckle up motherfuckers, here's a new form of therapy. it's called Internal Puppy Systems and all u do is relate to ur tho…
Tweet from Dec 23, 2019
#til that I have ~72GB of photos in the Photos app.
Tweet from Dec 23, 2019
To put the Australian fires in perspective for Oregonians:
Oregon has 15.7M acres of forest. Imagine 1/2 of that being burnt. Gone.
That is what has *already* burned In Australia (>7M acres) and there are ~200 active fires going.
Tweet from Dec 23, 2019
It’s a sign that you need to run away from the place if your offer is revoked because you ask for more. twitter.com/sedward5/statu…
Tweet from Dec 23, 2019
2200: The events portrayed in WAL-E happen.
Who new it was a historical documentary from the future? twitter.com/TriptonicSound…
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How are these the only two choices? twitter.com/ConceptualJame…
Tweet from Dec 22, 2019
Help. I’ve been pinned by the doog! instagram.com/p/B6Yn9b2JLSH/…
Tweet from Dec 22, 2019
Pro tip. t.co/ijTQIGdFPt
Tweet from Dec 22, 2019
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RT @NewJerseyOAG: Only in New Jersey does it take a *six-tweet thread* to summarize all of the political corruption charges we announced in…
Tweet from Dec 22, 2019
How is Netflix paying $0 in taxes on > $800M in profit *not* stealing? twitter.com/bandylaube/sta…
Tweet from Dec 21, 2019
Who’s a good boy? instagram.com/p/B6WZYwtp_MR/…
Tweet from Dec 21, 2019
Using some pretty expensive drill bits from Amazon I was able to *finally* drill out the broken ball end from this screw. I can finally continue to build the cnc router.
Tweet from Dec 21, 2019
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RT @AyoCaesar: If you got £1 every 10 seconds, you’d be a millionaire within 4 months.
If you got £1 every 10 seconds, you’d have to wait…
Tweet from Dec 21, 2019
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I feel seen shopkvlly.com/collections/ne…
Tweet from Dec 21, 2019
Best thing ever? twitter.com/zachleat/statu…
Tweet from Dec 21, 2019
I use Safari primarily on personal macOS and (obviously) iOS devices.
I am also playing with @brave browser as a backup...
But those are both WebKit based and we know by now how well mono cultures work out, don’t we? t.co/7NjM2owFjD
Tweet from Dec 21, 2019
WTF is this sexist shit?
Tweet from Dec 21, 2019
Lol wut? amazon.com/dp/B015L1M04G/…
Tweet from Dec 21, 2019
Because they are people trying to live their life and be comfortable in their own skin, just like everyone else? twitter.com/transscribe/st…
Tweet from Dec 21, 2019
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RT @IanColdwater: Happy Solstice to those who celebrate today! Bring the light. ☀️
Tweet from Dec 21, 2019
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RT @killedbygoogle: Nightmare before Christmas by me, Killed by Google 🎄🎄🎄
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’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the h…
Tweet from Dec 20, 2019
Current status: Making coffee to go with my coffee.
Tweet from Dec 20, 2019
Anyone else notice that it was only the two female candidates last night who asked for forgiveness?
Tweet from Dec 20, 2019
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RT @ewarren: I’d be the youngest woman ever inaugurated. #DemDebate
Tweet from Dec 20, 2019
In 2016 only 55.7% of eligible voters voted.
Tweet from Dec 20, 2019
@JulianCastro and @CoryBooker should be on the stage.
Tweet from Dec 20, 2019
End all private campaign donations
Yes please.
Tweet from Dec 19, 2019
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RT @ChrisShort: I cried really hard. It would mean the world to me if you watched @juliaferraioli talk about what she lives with every seco…
Tweet from Dec 19, 2019
New fire place insert. Waited 3.5 years to get this.
Tweet from Dec 19, 2019
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RT @JeremyMorrell: How many microservices does your organization run compared to # of engineers?
Tweet from Dec 19, 2019
This is basically epic. twitter.com/rokubunnnoichi…
Tweet from Dec 19, 2019
I’m doing breakfast wrong. twitter.com/viviancromwell…
Tweet from Dec 19, 2019
News @ 11: Your phones are “spying” on you. twitter.com/cwarzel/status…
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Okay, so I should watch Jupiter Ascending then. twitter.com/Azure_Husky/st…
Tweet from Dec 19, 2019
Congrats! twitter.com/jnardiello/sta…
Tweet from Dec 19, 2019
I know this is selfish, and ignores so much real harm that he has caused, but I just want Trump to be held *accountable* for his lies, 1/2 truths, and exaggerations.
If I did the normal person equivalent of what he has done I’d be, at worst, in jail or dead, or at best, shunned.
Tweet from Dec 18, 2019
Me: Doesn’t everyone whois the domain of a website before clicking on a link?
Tweet from Dec 17, 2019
Probably fairly sound advice for freelancers affected by #AB5
Note: I am not an accountant or lawyer, but it’s what I’d be looking into if I freelanced in CA. t.co/rVsMhBHxN0
Tweet from Dec 17, 2019
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RT @mholt6: I'm just 7 sponsors short of my goal! Can you help me reach it? Your sponsorship will benefit the entire community as well -- C…
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Tweet from Dec 17, 2019
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RT @mipsytipsy: @ReinH even tho i made this about it
Tweet from Dec 17, 2019
A: Fuck this is terrible and I wish them the best and will contribute;
B: That’s a nice group of people;
C: A prime example of the failure of the US healthcare system. twitter.com/hugalnica/stat…
Tweet from Dec 16, 2019
OH: I need 2TB of disk space on my next laptop “because ‘node_modules’”.
Tweet from Dec 16, 2019
age 45: Welp, guess I need to learn to make my own furniture. twitter.com/sheherenow_/st…
Tweet from Dec 16, 2019
@AppleNews FFS why can’t I zoom in on images on Apple News+?