Tweet from Dec 24, 2019
Put beer in chocolate chip cookies?
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Put beer in chocolate chip cookies?
RT @celestialboon: 100.
A universe sits within you.
Start accepting that, and truly acting from this knowledge.
RT @QiaochuYuan: buckle up motherfuckers, here's a new form of therapy. it's called Internal Puppy Systems and all u do is relate to ur tho…
#til that I have ~72GB of photos in the Photos app.
To put the Australian fires in perspective for Oregonians:
Oregon has 15.7M acres of forest. Imagine 1/2 of that being burnt. Gone.
That is what has *already* burned In Australia (>7M acres) and there are ~200 active fires going.
It’s a sign that you need to run away from the place if your offer is revoked because you ask for more. twitter.com/sedward5/statu…
2200: The events portrayed in WAL-E happen.
Who new it was a historical documentary from the future? twitter.com/TriptonicSound…
How are these the only two choices? twitter.com/ConceptualJame…
Help. I’ve been pinned by the doog! instagram.com/p/B6Yn9b2JLSH/…
Pro tip. t.co/ijTQIGdFPt
RT @NewJerseyOAG: Only in New Jersey does it take a *six-tweet thread* to summarize all of the political corruption charges we announced in…
How is Netflix paying $0 in taxes on > $800M in profit *not* stealing? twitter.com/bandylaube/sta…
Who’s a good boy? instagram.com/p/B6WZYwtp_MR/…
Using some pretty expensive drill bits from Amazon I was able to *finally* drill out the broken ball end from this screw. I can finally continue to build the cnc router.
RT @AyoCaesar: If you got £1 every 10 seconds, you’d be a millionaire within 4 months.
If you got £1 every 10 seconds, you’d have to wait…
I feel seen shopkvlly.com/collections/ne…
Best thing ever? twitter.com/zachleat/statu…
I use Safari primarily on personal macOS and (obviously) iOS devices.
I am also playing with @brave browser as a backup...
But those are both WebKit based and we know by now how well mono cultures work out, don’t we? t.co/7NjM2owFjD
WTF is this sexist shit?
Lol wut? amazon.com/dp/B015L1M04G/…
Because they are people trying to live their life and be comfortable in their own skin, just like everyone else? twitter.com/transscribe/st…
RT @IanColdwater: Happy Solstice to those who celebrate today! Bring the light. ☀️
RT @killedbygoogle: Nightmare before Christmas by me, Killed by Google 🎄🎄🎄
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’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the h…
Current status: Making coffee to go with my coffee.
Anyone else notice that it was only the two female candidates last night who asked for forgiveness?
RT @ewarren: I’d be the youngest woman ever inaugurated. #DemDebate
In 2016 only 55.7% of eligible voters voted.
@JulianCastro and @CoryBooker should be on the stage.
End all private campaign donations
Yes please.
RT @ChrisShort: I cried really hard. It would mean the world to me if you watched @juliaferraioli talk about what she lives with every seco…
New fire place insert. Waited 3.5 years to get this.
RT @JeremyMorrell: How many microservices does your organization run compared to # of engineers?
This is basically epic. twitter.com/rokubunnnoichi…
I’m doing breakfast wrong. twitter.com/viviancromwell…
News @ 11: Your phones are “spying” on you. twitter.com/cwarzel/status…
Okay, so I should watch Jupiter Ascending then. twitter.com/Azure_Husky/st…
Congrats! twitter.com/jnardiello/sta…
I know this is selfish, and ignores so much real harm that he has caused, but I just want Trump to be held *accountable* for his lies, 1/2 truths, and exaggerations.
If I did the normal person equivalent of what he has done I’d be, at worst, in jail or dead, or at best, shunned.
Me: Doesn’t everyone whois the domain of a website before clicking on a link?
Probably fairly sound advice for freelancers affected by #AB5
Note: I am not an accountant or lawyer, but it’s what I’d be looking into if I freelanced in CA. t.co/rVsMhBHxN0
RT @mholt6: I'm just 7 sponsors short of my goal! Can you help me reach it? Your sponsorship will benefit the entire community as well -- C…
RT @mipsytipsy: @ReinH even tho i made this about it
A: Fuck this is terrible and I wish them the best and will contribute;
B: That’s a nice group of people;
C: A prime example of the failure of the US healthcare system. twitter.com/hugalnica/stat…
OH: I need 2TB of disk space on my next laptop “because ‘node_modules’”.
age 45: Welp, guess I need to learn to make my own furniture. twitter.com/sheherenow_/st…
@AppleNews FFS why can’t I zoom in on images on Apple News+?