Twitter Archive

OH: On behalf of the Gopher Academy, I would like to thank you for agreeing to teach at the sixth annual GopherCon!

/me does a happy dance.

chelseatroy.com/2018/04/05/how…

I’m amazed by others being amazed by this. The cost of a book is easily tracked and accounted for, the cost of a meeting isn’t. twitter.com/QuinnyPig/stat…

Want to be an SRE for the world's best platform as a service?
Interested in shaping/bootstraping a new SRE team?

Click here: heroku.com/careers/site-r…

DM me, before you apply, with any questions.

PS: We're looking for people in USA compatible time zones ATM.

FFS it’s 2019, @gmail why do both right and left swipe on iOS have the same action?

At the very least, one should be archive, the other trash.

My kingdom (such as it isn’t) for an app level away toggle in @SlackHQ‘s apps that toggles away for *all* workspaces.

The trade deficit *increased* by 13% last year.

I guess Donald Trump is ready to roll out his version of:

Part b of my daughters math question has me really pissed off

This is kind of mind blowing to me. When I started in computers (mid 80’s) the norm was 3.5” floppy disks that had to be to turned over to access their full storage (assuming it was a DSDD disk) of 360KB.

engadget.com/2019/01/10/lex…

engadget.com/2019/02/25/1TB…

@thefieldcompany / @MarquetteCast - Are either of you going to make a 5” skillet size? Since owning some of the other sizes you make, i can’t stand, and now never use, my 5” Lodge Skillet. You’ve ruined me. ;-)

Please.

Pretty please.

So true. t.co/Q3wHaRkJgq

I’m going to be in Austin, TX the week of March 25th for a team offsite.

If any Austin based Gophers, SREs, or @heroku fans want to grab a coffee, some tacos, bbq, or whatever, hit me up.

cc @ATXGolang

Here is to hoping that the upcoming season(s) are as good or better then the first 3. twitter.com/ExpanseOnPrime…

Apparently if I want to go see Captain Marvel in 3D and sit in a luxury lounge seat, I have to see it at 21:45 or so. WTH?

This morning during breakfast my daughter exclaimed: “OMG! I just realized Claire died!”

#UmbrellaAcademy

When I’m your dad and husband.

#til that @NYXL's owner is Jeff Wilpon, the COO of the @Mets. #OverwatchLeague

These things are also keeping me from buying a modern personal Mac Book as well. At work I’m fortunately at least 18 months away from a refresh of my 15” MBP, which doesn’t have a touchbar. So hopefully Apple does the needful before then. twitter.com/bradfitz/statu…

@WhirlpoolCorp @whirlpoolusa Got my Zera today. Unfortunately the lid only opens 1/3” to 1/2” an inch.

You know what I miss most about being younger?

How much simpler everything *seemed*: politics, relationships, personal interactions, software development, my own needs, etc, etc, etc.

#IThinkImOfficiallyOldNow

Did I miss something? twitter.com/mattblaze/stat…

I kind of want one of these: kickstarter.com/projects/88338…

Current status: #RUBY + #YAML & strings vs symbols

#LOL
#SOB

Semi serious Q: When will I be able to get one of these (theverge.com/2019/2/24/1823…) to use with @code cc @ramyanexus

What do people do with cards they get after the event/holiday/whatever passes?

I wanted an NES. My parents told me they wouldn’t buy one and if I wanted one I would need to buy it with my own money. So I shoveled snow in the neighbors all winter, saved up $$$, and bought one, duck hunt/light gun, and a few other games. twitter.com/KEBrightbill/s…

It’s head to @OHSUNews day where I get to be poked, CT scanned, and ultrasounded.

Blood work from last week was basically “okay”.
Calcitonin back up to 79, from low 60s. Been a lot higher though.

So.... #NotDeadYet

#FridayFeels

It’s a day late, but look!

I am jealous. Very jealous. twitter.com/ChloeCondon/st…

Note to self: Don't change roles in Jan/Feb/Mar

When you're regularly upset with yourself over the fact that you haven't contributed enough.

<3 twitter.com/GolangBridge/s…

Life Goals?
youtu.be/QpWhugUmV5U

Been a happy Travis user for years.

#travisAlums DM me if you are interested in @heroku or @salesforcejobs

OH: markdown in the YAML

Wondering if the rumored new iPod Touch will be able to use an Apple Watch’s cellular connection if the iPod can’t reach a known WiFi network and the watch has a cellular signal.