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OHAI SF!
(Until Friday afternoon)

@kennyandzukes the coffee at the airport is terribly weak. It’s not because it’s a medium roast, as the counter person said, it’s because you need to put more coffee in when brewing. Please. ;-)

“This is not the hill I want to die on”, or versions there of, is my most used @jessfraz quote.

Voting in OR is *so* hard ;-)

Hell yeah! github.com/rails/rails/pu…

Is there something like @WeCountOrg, but #pdx focused?

Aren’t the gmail updates basically Inbox features?

Pro Tip ™ : smaller PRs that build up to the delivery of something are easier for a reviewer to digest and understand. The PRs still need to be “complete”, just not in terms of a feature.

Two antibiotic pills left. I can’t wait to drink a few beers this weekend. I’ve been on antibiotics for 3 weeks.

Oh hell yeah! twitter.com/jgrahamc/statu…

#muffinLyfe

"The office during the day has become the last place people want to be when they really want to get work done. In fact, offices have become interruption factories." -- inc.com/jason-fried/re…

s/office(s)/slack/

Carrot Cake vsco.co/freeformz/medi…

Sutures out, but a new course of stronger antibiotics.

Tonight I had to do some probability and statistics and I forgot how much I like math. Also I suck at math. My math muscle is sore. I may have sprained it. I'll also probably find mistakes in the morning.

That feel when you get the eggs in your shirred eggs just right.

OH: My personal favorite color is #517r3p

Watched this last night..... sforce.co/2HtaSEl

I don’t understand why companies put time and effort into stuff like this. It’s not going to make me start using @UPS more often. Want to know what will? Do what you do better and cheaper than your competitors, inovate in the shipping space, have a greener footprint, etc.

+1 davefarley.net/?p=247

Current Status: Sutures in my gums.

OH: Lol. Why do one job when you can do three or four?

I bet #golang's errgroup (godoc.org/golang.org/x/s…) doesn't work the way you think it does (at least until you've had some time the think about it / read the source).

FWIW, via: facebook.com/help/187366531…

You may want to consider disabling platform: facebook.com/help/211829542…

Current Status: Beaver’s gonna dam.

Am I the only one who who sees "Bug Fixes" or "Performance Improvements" as the only thing mentioned in an app's "release notes" and get's upset?

I can't be, can I?

Ugh. As soon as I have a day where I don’t feel like crap because of an infection, my mind is like “F U! No sleep till Brooklyn!”. Not taking my Adderall for a week probably didn’t help (it helps me sleep regularly).

#frenchtoast with a failed #bread experiment instagram.com/p/BhRy_j1BcJR/

Lol, The amount i’ve spent on “healthcare” this year already, not including my premiums.

Lol. My mouth hurts so much, even with the Hydrocodone. At least the antibiotics are lifting the haze.

@youneedabudget
As a user,
Given I am using the website,
And I am viewing a budget,
And I am viewing an account's transaction list,
When I click on "Reconcile Account",
Then I can see the previous statement cycle end date.

Can I haz please?

For Easter I am listening to Jesus Christ Superstar.

If you are an elected government representative and keep talking about the people you represent as “customers” or “consumers” then — Fuck You.

You represent me
(if I voted for you or not),
I am one of your constituents.

#LazyTwitter Best book(s) on OKRs?

@SlackHQ I would really really really really really really like a meta "All Unreads" and "All Threads" interface across all of the slacks that I'm in.

Today I realized:
@slack channels are like everyone in your area of the office taking turns yelling at each other with perfect clarity.

#heh
pbs.twimg.com/media/DZcCUAvX…

What is the golang equivalent?

#LazyWeb Are there any bicycle "horns" that play the ice cream truck jingle? Asking for a friend.