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RT @Li4mricee: I think my dog might actually be a human trapped in a dogs body 🤷🏽♂️
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RT @Li4mricee: I think my dog might actually be a human trapped in a dogs body 🤷🏽♂️
tonygemignani ‘s Detroit red top #pizza instagram.com/p/Be679d4BnvI/
RT @ashedryden: “If you lived in Canada you might have universal healthcare, but you also have to wait months to see a doctor!”
My doctor…
I’m getting better #bagels
RT @drvinceknight: Is your child texting whilst using vim?
rofl - replace current char with o and find l
brb - replace 1st char of previo…
Someone on the internet wrote some terrible code and I just wanted you all to know.
PS: It wasn't me.
PPS: Well, not this time anyway.
RT @_rsc: In 2018, I want to see more new speakers with new perspectives at Go conferences, especially more women and others underrepresent…
@heroku is looking for a full stack engineer:
careers.secure.force.com/jobs/apex/ts2_…
Majority #remote engineering org.
Must be located in #USA or #Canada however.
Working on our Developer Experience using #golang, #javascript, #Ruby, #Ember, & more.
FWIW: It's almost always been Coreos (say it like Oreos) to me. Look at their logo! It's a red Oreo that's been dipped in a blue shell, to which someone has cut out part of the top coating/cookie to expose the filling.
@tjholowaychuk latency could use hover over tips to describe the bands (or a legend). The way things are right now I don't really know what some of the different colors mean. It's probably documented somewhere, but that would be extra hops.
RT @itsrupaulryan: @washingtonpost Personally I would have gone with "Well He Didn't Poop Himself"
#sotu: WTAF ?
Democratic Response: 👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿
What the what? #sotu
“Americans are dreamers too”
Apple Watch detecting my agitated state? #sotu
RT @ChrisShort: On Veterans/VA: I don't have a choice, @realDonaldTrump. I called today to get urgently needed injections and was given an…
“In god we trust”, adopted in 1956.
That feel when someone (@heroku Data) comes in and tunes your database for you w/o downtime.
Hell yeah: github.com/blog/2496-comm…
RT @tyler_treat: Why do highly capable tech companies fail to sustain success? bravenewgeek.com/plant-trees-be…
RT @caitie: It’s authenticated via a shared secret.
“Secret”
It’s authenticated via a very long string.
Better
Current Status: “Congratulations on completing 56 hours of volunteering and becoming a Volunteer Rockstar!”
Me: Wish I had time to do more.
This, plus your family, at some point in it’s history, was probably in the same position as that immigrant and their family, speaking broken/poor English upon arrival to the US. Show some humility FFS. twitter.com/irenea99/statu…
Nice. PS: How do I obtain a grey gopher (it matches my hair!). twitter.com/rob_pike/statu…
If anyone knows a good PM (Product Manager) in the SF Bay Area that understands the monitoring, alerting, logs & observability space please DM me to follow up.
Happy Birthday @tmornini
I hope that HomePod finally makes @Apple realize that multiple profiles (for Siri at least) is a product gap.
Current Status: finished churning Strawberry Buttermilk Ice Cream. Bread loaves are proofing (sandwich and cinnamon raisin).
Related: usable on @heroku, specify “go1.10” in the way appropriate for your dependency manager: github.com/heroku/heroku-… twitter.com/golang/status/…
RT @ashleymcnamara: I was at DevOps Days Raleigh and I had just finished my talk when a woman came up to me and complimented the session. M…
Wise words.
What should a PMs responsibilities be (vs. an EMs)? #lazyQuestion
Hint: it involves @heroku and #Golang twitter.com/heroku/status/…
@EscapeGamesPDX. Going to try to escape. ;-)
I may have #smoked a little bit of #bacon today. instagram.com/p/BeO4P_VByvT/
Finally tried @PipsOriginal. Pretty good tiny, freshly fried donuts. Basically, exactly what they advertise.
Current Status: Headed up to @EminentDomaine to drink some wine and review @velocityconf San Jose talk proposals.
If you want to work at @salesforce on @heroku doing container orchestration/routing/and the like send me a DM. #golang #Kubernetes #AWS
This weekend (at my latitude anyway) is the winter workinox: when sun sets at 5pm.
Anyone know how to use the @GitHubAPI events api to consume all available events properly? I can't tell if the pagination is stable and/or how to use etags with pagination. The docs talk about each separately.
This is really cool: youtube.com/watch?v=P3Bd3H…
Current Status: Srcreaming “Stop Fucking Stutterring” into the void.
blog.golang.org/package-names
#Golang