Tweet from Mar 5, 2014
syslog-ng stats: you are drunk. Go HOME. Now. Please. Stop it. #Please?
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syslog-ng stats: you are drunk. Go HOME. Now. Please. Stop it. #Please?
RT @kelseyschimm: Anyone looking for a freelance event coordination gig? Got a lead on a great Bay Area educational nonprofit event that ne…
Kids bring homework home and the person with a doctorate and the computer geek can’t figure how to do it.
Standardize on milliseconds or seconds? (e.g. 100ms or 0.100s) ?
PSA: Just because I disagree with you doesn’t mean you’re wrong.
RT @Restore_the4th: When you think of Russia's behavior this week, remember *that's* the country our whistleblowers have to run to. #Restor…
Splunk, cause why use a database when you have INI style files. 😡
RT @joewalnes: SOAP. Simple Object Access Protocol. Except it's not Simple, it's Complicated. And it's not about Objects, it's about RPC. S…
RT @jonasbn: A classic - SQL joins visualized - 1m55Wqo.jpg (966×760)
Found at bit.ly/1gGW5yx
This is a really cool idea: github.com/kelseyhightowe…
Mangalitsa Bacon: Ordered
This is neat: thirdeyedesigninc.com
Related. I need a stiff drink.
And apparently that amount is more than I can file for in small claims court. :-(
Trusting people to do the job you payed them for: a $6,404.76 mistake. :-(
RT @gasproni: Before scaling up your methodology, consider scaling down the mess. That often is a better solution
RT @bradfitz: The Internet of Things would be more impressive if they can get themselves on the net and didn't update their software so ann…
I grew up in this town cl.ly/1d0U3n3I3T3i
It’s a soup kind of day, so potato leek soup is on the menu.
RT @WritingByMatt: This is true
RT @gopumago: We've started documenting deployment best practices here github.com/puma/puma/blob… Please send PRs!
RT @Teresasharpeart: The celestial rabbit. Done in two session. My client sat like stone! #ihaveawesomeclients… instagram.com/p/k-1tt0OnSX/
RT @HOHeroku: Building Heroku buildpack binaries with Docker ift.tt/1hXVWvQ
My count(items) in my pocket reading list keeps going up. :-(
RT @dlutzy: ELB: Ermahgerd! Lost Bytes.
ETOOMANYMOMS
RT @Ladyyogaga: The crazy meatball dog murderer is back :( please share this information and if you know anything about it please... http:/…
Current Status: beeskneesdance.com/bees_knees/wp-…
I wonder how many emails I can type out this morning and then delete. On purpose.
RT @francesc: Dear friends!
This june I'll ride my bike from SF to LA to fight AIDS/HIV.
Will you help me? Every cent counts!
http://t.co/R…
RT @kirabira: guys, genius bad bitch @voraciousbrain is raising money to fund what is not surprisingly a super rad project. https://t.co/i…
RT @obfuscurity: ChefConf has 9 tracks in parts of the schedule. What the fuck.
current status: consuming all of the c3.4xlarges in us-east-1 .. You have been warned.
When I got home I had to wake up @latinadoc to see if the bunny was fed tonight or if she was trying to trick me into feeding her again.
@AtomEditor how do I get one of these invites?
RT @bunnybuddhism: When I let go of my bunny thoughts, I take a great leap into truth.
RT @archaelus: TCP 3-way handshake pcap filter: ( tcp[tcpflags] & tcp-syn != 0 ) or ( tcp[tcpflags] = tcp-ack and less 68 and tcp[14:2] == …
I consider all syslog daemons to be 💩 for sending data anywhere but local disk.
Current Status: “fatal: attempt to use array `d' in a scalar context” :-(
Manually downloading an apple update ‘cause yeah.
OH: at least I don't use Safari for anything, so it's only my software update mechanism that's vulnerable o_O
Grill on the fritz settling for broiled and sautéed
Best time to go to Germany (Berlin, Munich, Frankfurt)? Last 1/2 of Jun, any time in July or Aug ?
RT @SeiryokuZenyo: Too busy to improve?
I am in a pink snuggie.