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@josephruscio What bucket do odd resolution (3s, 12s, 45s, etc) streams fall into for pricing purposes? cl.ly/0O2A3F0I1h1B

A stick blender is probably one of the best kitchen gadgets you can buy.

Sometimes I miss having my own business.

@Terraria_Logic When will the 1.2 content land in iOS land? #canIhazpleeze

Apparently @zapier > @IFTTT for my home use. :-/

Discovery of quantum vibrations in 'microtubules' corroborates theory of consciousness (via @Pocket) pocket.co/syeC6

Out for dinner because i’ve been stuck in the house for a week and felt good enough to go out for an hour or so. #yay

One of these days I hope I’ll feel somewhat “normal” again.

I couldn’t sleep so I’m extracting fields from spunk and baking bread. #wha

So I must be getting better, because … Insomnia … On the bright side, I have freshly baked bread.

If you call me a “DevOps Engineer” I swear, I’m going to slap you. #youhavebeenwarned

I just realized that I started getting sick after I started growing my facial hair. Must mean I need to shave.

<class> is a unique literal string that identifies the namespace of the field you're extracting. —namespaces are not mentioned before that.

Apparently, I still sound stuffed up.

Current Status: Splunk! How! Does! it! Work!

She's had a busy morning #bunny instagram.com/p/jPZmubHglJ/

My sense of smell is returning

Current Status: I’ve been timezoned

Well there is this: cl.ly/1M2w3X32161d
#lol

5424 is dated “March 2009”

What the F? “Splunk's syslog sourcetype does not implement RFC 5424 syslog”

Late Mornings / Early Afternoons : The snottiest part of the day.

Current AB: Treats infections … Also used to treat and prevent anthrax infection after exposure. Also used to treat and prevent plague #wha

Welcome to the new Trello

Holy Horrible Headaches Batman! I assume this is withdrawal from cold meds/last vestige. #ohpleasebetrue

Z-pak didn’t do it. Moar, stronger antibiotics prescribed. Both \o/ and :/(.

⊙▃⊙ cl.ly/122W1f0h3H2H

#nom

These dinner rolls I made last night are great warmed up with a piece of cheddar in the middle /eom

When you touch system A and have to make changes to system B and others to accommodate, that’s a tight coupling and a poor interface.

@opscode FYI: cl.ly/3E1g2h121J23 is using cl.ly/0W3f0k1z2T2Q’s cert.

@jtimberman I have a chef Q for you that’s would take > 140c to explain, do you have 5 min to do a hangout sometime?

I don’t understand tiled countertops. Who thought it was a good idea?

Mostly finished re’orging the kitchen today. Tons more counter space.

Dinner rolls (kinds like Lambert's rolls, MO people will know) with soup (not pictured). instagram.com/p/jGI1DZngvh/

I also cookied instagram.com/p/jFgOJfHgnC/

My 20 year old KitchenAid is too small for most dough recipes. Contemplating upgrade.

Home made bagels instagram.com/p/jFFlw3ngrc/

I’m probably going to jinx it, but, aside from being exhausted, i’m feeling much better.

My favorite apple: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arkansas_…

No wonder metrics are “hard”. :-(

Are there really no command line tools to query a carbon-cache? Or examples of the protocol? #IguessIfailatgoogle?

Never look on the internet to try to find out why you may be sick.