Tweet from Oct 24, 2012
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Current Status: Hey S3 … Yo Dawg Can I has mah bits plz?
WTFsaaS: WTFs as a Service
Uh yeah, sure:
I want a log of all the things @danfarina types.
@pagerduty Please stop paging me with “Command not understood”
EBS outage. We meet again.
In related news. Dear google, please make the gmail app for the iPhone support multiple accounts well.
I am sad that apple maps doesn’t know about the San Mateo Hayward bridge closure and just route around it.
RT @TheAtlantic: "Praising our military while ignoring the wars...is perhaps the biggest shame of American political discourse today" ht ...
We ran into a wild @LanceWalley at Old Soul. Great to catch up!
Time for some Crepeville since we’re in #Sacto.
I think apple maps just told me to go fuck myself.
Couples Mani Pedi done. Halloween costumes picked out. Picking up kids from school movie night.
Bouldered for the first time today at mission cliffs. 5 attempts to complete a VB.
Current Status: Import all the old things
Apple, your most recent Apple TV and remote app updates make me sad.
RT @rhmgroo: Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a human from space; you shot a 14 yr old girl in the head for wanting education.Y ...
Hah, I just thought to myself: “I bet I could do this all INSIDE the database”. #ohgod
RT @HostedGraphite: Hosted Graphite, now with Tasseo: bit.ly/RVRBKa
RT @blakegentry: I hate you so much, green check mark with little info symbol status.aws.amazon.com/images/status1…
So close to hitting my first weight loss goal. Kind of annoyed at myself for giving into hunger last night.
#Postgres Listen/Notify is awesome. That is all.
RT @roidrage: Still not convinced JSON is a great format to describe infrastructure, but I reckon it’s the best we’ve got right now.
RT @dhh: Just on cost alone, you'd think ending the war on drugs would be a big topic. 40 years of utter failure in both blood and treasure.
Current Status: 54 failing tests.
@wifelette What/Where/Who made the quilt out of t-shirts for @wycats? I have an abundance of t-shirts that are getting too big for me.
RT @obra: I’m starting to notice people building systems with Postgres and an embedded v8.
I am kind of hating ORMs.
OH: @pagerduty: it’s like an obsessive ex boyfriend/girlfriend.
My wedding ring slipped off my finger this morning while shaking water off my hand. #stillfat
RT @hirodusk: "Dissatisfaction is a symptom of ambition.” – Trudy Campbell
RT @MacSparky: Mind blown.
OH: would emoji make it go faster?
RT @jrecursive: IBM Completes Acquisition of Texas Memory Systems - www-03.ibm.com/press/us/en/pr…
Current Status: INSERT INTO foo SELECT * from generate_series(1,10000000);
Freezing Your Tuples Off, Part 1 databasesoup.com/2012/09/freezi…
OH: if there is an fdr* index in your database … you have some work to do /cc @danfarina
RT @luckiestmonkey: Sometimes I sit on the bus and just go seriously where are the fucking Cylons already.
Feeling :-(
Thanks @dojo4 for letting me crash your office today.
Come work with me heroku.theresumator.com/apply/wwPdDw/D…
@tekkub mind if I crash your place for a bit?